Obama cried, "I am a community organizer.  I prophesy one day the skies will open and a light will shine down on you and you will vote for Barak Obama.  And then, everyone will go to college, have a job, have a house, have health care and the environment shall be healed.  I have foretold it and it will be."  And some of the people said, "He truly is the Messiah."  Chris the Judas Matthews said, "No other man talks like this man.  Yea, when he spoke, a tingle ran up my leg.  He must be the Messiah."  But others said, "How will he pay for these things?  Is this utopian doctrine not Communism?  Heaven does not come to Earth until Jesus gives the kingdom to his Father.  This man, Barak Hussein Obama, must have a demon.  Besides, we don't want to go to college.  Let us look to McCain."

Obama shouted with a loud voice, "I will not have you saying divisive words and using wedge issues to tear this country apart.  We Blue State people have religion, too.  I will feed the hungry.  I will heal the sick.  I will lower the levels of the seas.  I will go to Germany." Some of the people said, "Now the world will love us."  Others said, "We don't want the world's love.  We want the world's respect.  Let us go to McCain."    

And, Sarah Palin, a woman governor having great responsibilities came to help McCain with a Bible in her right hand and a shotgun in her left.  A Matt Demon, ridiculing the hopes of the Religious Right, growled "What is this--some bad Disney movie?"  But Obama, fearing these tidings from the West,  sent out his Apostles---Donna of Brazile, Susan from Sarandon and Representative Crazy-Hair Cohen the Tennessian proclaiming, "Jesus was a community organizer.  Pontius Pilate was a governor."   Chris the Judas Matthews murmured, "What are these strange sayings?  What are you talking about?  Knock this talk off.  Lo, What is this?  My leg has stopped tingling."  The Bible-thumpers rejoiced, "Hallejah, let us be happy, for this our brother Matthews was dead and is alive, he was lost and is found." 

Then, the people of the Bible--turning to Obama--rent their clothes and cried, "What is this--some bad Disney version of the Bible?  Where do the scriptures say Jesus was a community organizer?  Is it not written that Jesus is the Savior of  individuals who accept him as the Son of God?  Who is this man making himself equal to Jesus?  Did not Barak vote to kill aborted babies?  Was not Pharoah a baby-killer?  Truly, Herod was a child-murderer.  Jesus did not say to kill babies.  Did not Jesus promise damnation to those who harm children?  Was not community organizer Sal Alinsky, the rabbi of Barak Obama,  a follower of Marx and Lucifer--both traitors to our God?  This man, Obama, is a false prophet.   Come, let us go to McCain and Palin."

Brother Matthews, chose you this day whom you will serve?  I commend you for seeing the brazen adacity of that blasphemous statement by Obama supporters.  If you can't support your favorite Republican for president, can't you at least do some honest reporting of Obama's true political beliefs and mentors and policies and votes?  Our real Messiah promised, "The Truth will set you free."  Try it you might like it.  That would truly be Good News.