Posted by
CrudeMood on Saturday, October 04, 2008 4:07:43 AM
Update to Sarah Palin's Murder of Bullwinkle in an effort to hide her Masterplan (see article below):
Sarah Palin has brought in yet another co-conspirator into her planned take-over of America by US Americans. Her new partner in crime---none other than T. Boone Pickens. He met with her right after the debate on Thursday. Where did they meet? In the place where all American conspiracies begin---a Big Oil executive's office in Dallas Texas.
According to T. Boone's blog on PickensPlan, Sarah was so well-versed on the subject, it was "like two oil and gas professionals talking." Why didn't Katie show us that side of Sarah? Katie must be in on the kabal, too.
Todd Palin was very interested to know that one day every homeowner will have their very own gas pump in the garage to fill up their car's gas tank. How insidious!!! He is trying to kill us by pumping hazardous materials into our garages. Before you know it, natural gas will be running through our homes--in our water heaters, central air systems and stoves. What's next?--pipes in our houses full of human waste? How dare they force us to use a clean form of energy abundant in America that only costs about $2.30 per gallon. No doubt this is just a plan to get us all hooked on natural gas and then charge us $4.00 per gallon to make Sarah, T. Boone, Al Gore and all the rest of them rich.
Their master plan: force one million truckers in America to switch from diesel to natural gas, so we can get out of paying foreigners for 40% of the diesel we use. One million truckers!!! You know they won't stop with one million truckers. Soon it will be a government mandate--all truckers--all diesel cars--all SUV owners---all cars--must run on American natural gas. The poor Arabs oil shieks will go bankrupt. Then, there will be unrest in the middle East. The people won't be able to get free hand-outs from the shieks or even find jobs. Before you know it, they will hi-jack airplanes and crash them into some really tall office buildings-- maybe even the Pentagon. How can we do this to those poor Arabs? It will be all our fault if that happens. Oh, the inhumanity!!!!
When will this madness stop!! Sarah is so terrifying that she has rapper, fashion designer and fellow gun clinger, P. Diddy, wrapped under the covers in the dark with a flashlight begging her to stop scaring him. Before you know it, he'll be wearing a blonde wig and screaming to leave poor Britney alone.
We all know Sarah's energy plan won't stop with the truckers. No. She won't stop with reducing dependence on foreign oil. No. Who will she and her conspirators corrupt next?
Well, their next victim will be none other than Democrat VP candidate, Joe Biden. Yes, you heard me. Joe Biden. T. Boone will be meeting with him anyday now. His job will be to plagarize the Pickens plan and convince Democrats that it was all Obama's idea. Biden has his own reasons for wanting the PickensPlan. Biden's real goal is for every American to have a gas pump in the garage--because he thinks, "Nowadays, you have to be an Indian to go to a 7-11." No wonder there's an energy crisis. The gas is at the 7-11, but you have to be an Indian to get it. We'll show those Indians we don't need their polluting gas pumps. We'll each have our own pump. Take that!!
I am sure this "plan" will involve--you guessed it--more drilling???!!!! At this rate, how will Nancy Pelosi Save the Planet from good high-paying jobs and energy independence? What a shame!!! I was looking forward to seeing her flit around the world in her green cape and stretchy pants singing, "Super Speaker". Oh well, she will just have to settle for getting rich off the natural gas, too. Apparently, she owns a lot of it. Now that's what I call good central planning.