Update: According to the Huffington Post, Daily Kos, Naomi Wolf and Prison Planet, they have uncovered a conspiracy of U.S. Americans to takeover the United States of America. The kabal includes other capitalists around the world. Well-known as anti-Communist warriors in their 1960's cartoon variety show, Moose and Squirrel--hoping to get jobs in leftist Hollywood--have recently adopted the Socialist agenda of Sal Alinsky and Karl Marx. Using wildlife preservation laws, Moose organized caribou to stand on top of oil reserves, so drilling could not take place. Moose would then blame capitalism and the greed of oil companies for the lack of jobs in the area. The Moose had to go.
Bullwinkle's perenial nemesis, Boris Badenov and the Russians--despite their emphatic denials-- are involved in his murder. The liberal websites think they have uncovered a link between Dick Cheney and Badenov in this crime against nature. They claim that Cheney, through a subsidiary of Halliburton, got word to former Soviet agent, turned Russian capitalist-entrepreneur, Boris Badenov, to set in motion the plot to assassinate Bullwinkle and Rocky. Remember, Sarah Palin can see Russia from her backyard. Prison Planet claims Palin has been placed in close proximity to Russia by the Illuminati. She is an agent who has been enforcing Bilderberg interests for years.
Boris and his comrade, Natasha, snuck into Alaska under the cover of white night from Russia and gave Palin the order to put a hit on "silly moose and squirrel". The "kill" occurred right after Palin's interview with Charlie Gibson. Palin overnighted the stuffed head of Bullwinkle to fellow neo-con, Joe Leiberman, for CIA confirmation.
Leiberman dispatched, the Dominatrix, alias, Conde Rice, to torture her polygamist husband, George "W" Bush and order him to kill Rocket J Squirrel. As they tell it, "Whipped into submission by wife No 2, 'W', wearing a diaper and cowboy hat, climbed the ladder to the top of the high diving board. He shouted, 'You're not with us. You're against us. You're roadkill now, Squirrel!!' and pushed the bereaved Squirrel to his death". The Huffington Post went on to say that "being as dumb as a bucket, Bush forgot to move the bucket of water away from the diving board". Fortunately, Squirrel survived the assassination attempt.
After further investigation, they claim that evidence surfaced that the whole plot was in fact cooked up by First Father, CIA Master, Kennedy assassination conspirator and Hilter-trained, Nazi Agent, George Scherf--aka--George Herbert Walker Bush.
Bullwinkle and Rocky were on their way to warn Sean Penn and Danny Glover of the plot by Americans to takeover America. Penn and Glover say that Moose sent them evidence confirming the conspiracy before his untimely death. They claim that George W. Bush on orders from George "Scherf" Bush is planning to suspend the election, declare marshal law and have the black helicopters put all non-Christians, Branch Davidians and non-whites into concentration camps.
Then, Sarah Palin, whose ancestors include Julius Cesar, Charlemagne, and several Kings of England, will take control of the country by invoking the Rules of the Admiralty. Under Admiralty rules, America is still the property of the British royal family. Palin, being an heir of the British royalty, actually owns the United States of America. McCain, who understands naval law and is himself lesser-royalty, will be forced to comply with her terms.
Palin plans to turn America into a Christian, theocratic-monarchy. She will force all Americans to pray to Jesus. She will read all their mail, divert all wire money transfers, raid bank accounts, and steal party invitations. She will make all women have babies, wear dresses, fix their hair and put on make-up.
With her hands now on the nuclear football, Palin will order nuclear attacks on all Muslim nations and Matt Damon. Without the Muslims and Matt Damon to stop her, Sarah and her co-conspirators, Halliburton, the Russians, the Neo-Cons (the Jews), the Bushes and the Cheneys gain complete control over the world oil market.
After killing all the fish, caribou and polar bears, she will order the drilling and mining of America. To line her pockets, environmentalists will be strapped into untuned-up, gas guzzling Lincoln Continentals with under-inflated tires and forced to commute Monday through Saturday to their non-union jobs in coal-burning factories 40 miles away. Americans will be forced to attend mega-churches 50 miles from their inefficient, non-florescent homes every Sunday. Church buses, carpooling and all mass transit will be banned.
This carbon-burning will cause the planet to die from the massive global warming caused by excessive CO2 emissions. The trapped gases will cause the planet to cool to the point that all Americans must live in igloos and drive snow machines--igloos heated by Palin oil and snow machines powered by Palin gas. Tree huggers who do not comply with Queen Palin's demands will be sentenced to labor camps working as lumberjacks in the world's only remaining rain forest which will be planted on the compost of the country once now as Venezuela.
When asked for comment, Barak Obama, stated, "This plot must be stopped! Hopefully, those rich patriots and citizens of the world--Ariana Huffington, George Soros and Teresa Heinz Carey--can save us from these bitter, clinging Barracudas who can't seem to set aside their opiates--Bibles and guns."
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I say Good for Sarah!!!
I call on all hunters to save the planet!!!!
Animal over-population is killing her.
I implore drillers to save the planet!!!
Nature's oil spills are killing the oceans.
I urge factories to save the planet!!!
The plants are starving for your CO2 emissions.
Woodmen of the World save the planet!!!
Fires from over-forestation are killing our woodlands!!!
Save the Planet from herself--Practice Nature Management!!!